choro-q:

jeez man, like ok dude like alright i get it, like

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rosaform:

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depsidase:

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adjoint-law:

yorickish:

yorickish:

this wasn’t a quote from a real PDF btw I just thought it would be funny to tex this up so it looked like one instead of posting it directly

the next evolution of Tumblr shitposting is looking promising

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himbofisher:

himbofisher:

no way… you’re morose? AND lugubrious??? 😳

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funnytwittertweets:

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sharkgirldick:

sharkgirldick:

Getting my girlfriend knightpreg and when she delivers you hear a muffled “Tally ho!” and the baby rides out of her pussy fully armored riding a foal.

This post does NOT deserve 200 notes.

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funnytwittertweets:

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girlblocker:

some people post that women are their favorite guy but women aren’t even their favorite women

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manywinged:

manywinged:

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

til death or some guy do us part

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socialmaya:

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